It is a sign of the extent to which Thomas Friedman has become simply another fact of life that 2025 passed with hardly any acknowledgement that it was his thirtieth anniversary as foreign affairs columnist at the New York Times. In his 2005 bestselling ode to corporate globalization, The World Is Flat, the three-time Pulitzer Prize winner boasted with uncharacteristic prescience and characteristic incoherence of his own immunity from the disruptive effects of the economic system he devoted his career to championing: “There will be no outsourcing for me—even if some of my readers wish my column could be shipped off to North Korea.”
Now, twenty years after the publication of Friedman’s defining tome and three decades into his star columnist position, the United States’ newspaper of record has not yet found it necessary to replace him with someone who makes sense on a regular basis. Indeed, it seems Friedman’s devoted service as a mouthpiece for empire and capital has ensured his institutionalization at the paper, despite his relentless self-contradictions, failed prophecies, and inescapable cascade of gibberish. READ MORE AT THE BAFFLER.